March 2012
20 posts
February 2012
92 posts
Sometimes I get really angsty and mopey and think “I wish I’d never been born,” then I remember that episode of The Secret World of Alex Mack where Alex wishes she’d never been born. She wakes up the next day and finds that she has never existed and her family and friends have very shitty lives because she wasn’t there for them and stuff.
The point is supposed to...
This weird thing happened today.
I’m sitting in a restaurant waiting for my best friend Kelly Kate’s shift to end. I’m eating edamame in an extremely juvenile manner. I am picking up the pods and holding them between my inky fingers with their stupid little chewed up nails and I am squeezing, hard, until the beans pop out one by one and fly into the air. I can usually catch them...
